CHECK OUT @whimsical-wife RIGHT NOW THIS IS AN EMERGENCY

CALL THE FUCKING POWER RANGERS AND 911

In 1916, Hugo Ball wrote this beautiful dada poem, Karawane. He read it aloud, in front of an audience, wearing that silly outfit, at the Cabaret Voltaire, one the most influential cafés of the time. He got smushed with tomatoes, proudly, because that could only mean one thing: the crowd understood every word perfectly and they loved it.

To think all modern art came from this moment... Really brings a tear to my eye.

Ba - umf!

friendly reminder that this is what a blender user looks like

I am seriously SO FUCKING DONE WITH BLENDER

IT'S SO FUCKING RETARDED

I ALWAYS COVER MYSELF IN PEACH BITES EVERYTIME I FUCKING USE IT FROM HOW MADDENINGLY STUPID IT IS

FUCK YOU ALL

what the hell

Currently working on a goofy little personal project. I had this idea scratching the back of my head for the past week and I just HAVE to take it outta there: I've always been into clowns, happy or crazy (or violent), and y'know how they portray clown gangs in movies? In "Akira", you have The Clowns, crazed bikers that are not to be taken for granted. In "The Warriors", you have another gang of clowns, the Baseball Furies. They're a buncha Clockwork Orange lookin' guys, walking around with baseball bats and a senseless taste for pointless fighting.

A long time ago, I asked people in the BBS which one they'd rather be: a clown, a mime, a jester or an acrobat, foreshadowing the project that only now I am constructing.

Expect blood, rust and tomfoolery.

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Duolingo ain't that bad huh

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PÒRB

pov you sign up for the Pòrb collab NOW!!!!!!!!!!

dedline: whenever we want ;) ;)

"make sure to add a little bit of pòrb ;)"

-Pòrb irl

Are you a Knight, looking for self-enhancement, physical superiority and most of all, valor?

Are you a Bishop, taking your power from the gods directly above you, and using your power to protect the weak?

Are you an Expert, keeping every piece of ammunition as a lucky charm, and perhaps making charms and artifacts of your own?

Are you a Mage, studying the arcane laws to the best of your quality, bending the laws of our world as you wish?

Are you a Pawn, captured by the forces of the lower planes, putting your life on the line for the life of others?

Are you a Tower, looking beyond, into the void of The Cosmos, in search for something beyond your grasp?

Or will you remain in the clutches of mortality, like a puppet of the gods?