Watched the FNAF movie yesternight.

God, what a shitshow.

My ugly ass on my way to watch the greatest cinematic event of this year.

I went to the theatre knowing it wasn't gonna be no Wolf of Wall Street, but with over ten years in the making, I was hoping they'd do something a little bit more impressive...

I mean, the animatronics looked pretty impressive, (most of) their movements were really convincing! Shoutouts to the guys at Jim Henson's, who designed the animatronics.

Now, the plot and everything else that consists of the movie was super convoluted (as all Five Nights at Freddy's media should be, to be fair) and very poorly planned out.

But I know what you're here for... I've been trying not to spoil anything of the movie because some people might not have watched it yet but are dying to know about the movie's real hook: the Markiplier and Freddy Fazbear sex scene!

I have to say, as soon as I handed the cashier 13€ I was starting to regret my entire venture... Until a shirtless Markiplier appeared on screen, no fanfare, straight to action, grappled Freddy in the middle of a jumpscare and began kissing the robot passionately, stroking its body. This went on for twenty uncut minutes until Mark broke the ice and said "I can feel you're hard... What do you say, Freddy, is it FNAFfing time or what?"

The two would engage in what I could only decribe as the most beautiful two and a half hours of my life. Their climax was probably where they dumped the film's entire budget and also probably why it took ten whole years to film this crap. I really think chumps like Christopher Nolan, Wes Anderson, Hondon Boomalay, the Wachowski sisters, James Cameron and other Cawthon wannabes should learn a thing or two from the FNAF movie.

In retrospect, I was probably a little bit too rash in the beginning of this post. Sometimes it's just like that- you can't truly enjoy something if you just focus on its less enjoyable traits.

My actual reaction when the movie ended.

I give the Five Nights at Freddy's movie a 4/10. Honestly? Not enough jumpscares.

They're really bad

That is all.

... A year ago, Blender decided to erase all of my progress on a Dragonball Z cartoon I was working on. I guess it's what I get for using it's dinky little video editor.

Well, today, just out of curiosity, I decided to open the wretched software... and...

IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE SOMETHING, BUT LISTEN, I HAVE ZERO CLUE HOW TO USE THE ANIMATION MODE. CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

It's still a possibility, just sayin'. A very far away possibility though.

Also.

I am very glad you asked!

Besides trying to get into college and overcoming my burnout,

I have been reading this recently:

I love this system so much!

It's all I have ever wanted to play!

Oh, right, ask me anything.

I spotted our bunny in Christ, @Maltos when I went to Lidl today.

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HIM?!?!

I'm starting to feel like I don't have anything really substantial to post/give anymore. Rating art pieces is always cool, I like helping those who work and produce cool art with my morsel of feedback but besides that, I don't really have a reason to stay. Newgrounds used to be my one and only hangout spot, y'know?

It really only took the General BBS to be shut down and for all the sludge we poasted there to be archived for us to notice how everything was already crumbling down. Everyone I know has been caught up in "drama" at least once. Everyone has a reason to hate someone. It was never a good ambient, despite the laughs we had, as sad as it is.

If anyone is, as Tom suggested, starting a BBS offshoot Discord server... Or even better- if anyone already belongs to one... Good luck keepin' it together. There's a reason why they closed General and history is prone to repeating itself.

That's as far as I'll go about General, any other insights you want from me will be reluctantly given if you ask nicely. It pains me to talk trash about people. I hate these ragtag microcelebrity diva scandals and anyone that endorses any sort of online negativity in tightly-knit communities.

As for myself, yeah, I'm still struggling with the things I struggle with, I am trying to figure out what to do when I finish school... Mainly trying to find a college and the means to enter one... I also mostly draw for myself and I don't have an upload schedule, you guys shouldn't expect me to post at all, and yet here I am with almost 300 followers. Thanks for sticking together but you're not really "following" me, are you? We're standing still in the middle of the woods.

As you should have noticed, my page has lost its color (fixed) and I've been inactive for a pretty long time now. I've been incredibly burned out and felt like taking a break. Turns out I'm severely mentally ill. Disassociation and body dismorphia.

I'm back but don't expect much activity. I'll only reach out to the BBS to check the art forums or to join a collab if an interesting one comes up, because I don't really think people want me in the General BBS. I'll also try to post a Sketch Dump every now and then. I don't think I'm ready to go back to digital art yet.

Also, forgive me for these long posts. I haven't really learned to shut up yet.

First off, you can frontpage things four months after they came out? I always thought only recent things could be frontpaged! If so... who even frontpaged me?

Second, why this miserable audio piece? I'm certainly not the audio artist and as you can hear I certainly don't have the talent. Besides, I never ever opened the Audio Portal. I should be the enemy of every musician on this site!

Still... thank you very much, whoever you are.

We all love him, don't we?

If you have any questions to make me, use this newspost.