This.

This is the badge I have, and these are my stats.

Notice how I have more saves than blams.

That's a fucking lie.

I downvote 80% of all things I open on the Portal, and still, those things never end up getting blammed. The things I upvote, though? I never get to see them again!

Now, do you know what makes me want to rip my skin out? What makes me want to open that cock sucking asshole Portal up and give 0 stars to everything? Do you know what spikes my fucking nerves?? When the things I downvote end up GETTING FRONTPAGED.

HERE'S A GOOD EXAMPLE. For those that haven't opened this piece of shit yet: it's a half-minute long trailer for something that ISN'T EVEN ON NEWGROUNDS! THE EPITOME OF SHAMELESS ADVERTISEMENT AND SELFISH CONTENT CREATION.

I am never, ever again going to open the portal. My vote doesn't matter, so why FUCKING BOTHER?! For my sanity's sake, I'm never going to view anything that's under judgement.

Everyone can just fuck off.

O, Prince of the Underworld, we finally meet an age of salvation, for your birth has freed us from our despair: once again shall we, the Knights of Baphomet, plow the Earth. Blessed by our blood, you are, O, Prince.

This is so dumb... Well, you know what they say. Don't kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part of you that cringes.

I got nuthin' to say frankly

Welp, my first 3 digits! Thank you all for the support you've given me...

Oh, what's that? I hear Mary just learned how to use Newgrounds?? Oh boy, I hope I don't have to deal with her in the future...

We're goin' somewhere

I've been working on my own ttrpg system for some time and today I managed to make a draft of the system's character sheet (what you're seeing here isn't even the finished version, of course, but it has all the essentials and credentials.).

WITNESS IT!

And feel free to ask questions, like always.

when you the when y0ou the we w the when that when the the uh I uh the when that shit sliding out of your ass

By going off-tour, up a mountain, you can access this unreachable area where you can find uh... Who the fuck even is that, Spazkid?

And it's as soft as your pillow.

Have thou learned thy ultimate truth? Have thou looked back, into what was seen as mere foolishness, and saw the hints to the real prophetic vision?

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