And it's as soft as your pillow.

Have thou learned thy ultimate truth? Have thou looked back, into what was seen as mere foolishness, and saw the hints to the real prophetic vision?

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Okay now, guess I'll turn into a creepypasta.

I could use this as a way to talk to you guys. Lately, I've been feeling really sick. I'm getting better but I still have a stuffed nose. Right now, I'm working on The Cesspit V, it'll come out soon.

This is my new cat, Nipple. Maybe you already know her. Maybe you don't. She's uhh...

Still loading.

Expect more from her!

A little "behind the scenes" of the latest thing I posted. Here's a more detailed version of Ankha in Ankha's Crisis.

Hey guys. Thought I should tell you this:

School has started, which obviously means many people are gonna post less and less art on Newgrounds. Me included. Not only that, I found a group to play D&D with! We're gonna be playing on tuesdays with me as the DM...

In other words, I'm going on a hiatus. MAYBE I'll post something on the weekends but don't count on it. Besides I do deserve a break. Posting stuff on a daily basis is truly tiring.

I love you all

what in the hell

I was on an interview with my boy @NeoD-ray

It was really fun and you should check it out, maybe you'll get to learn more about the dipshit you're following.

Not gonna lie, something makes me wanna interview people too!

Would I say I'd do something like this? Eh. Most of my big plans wind up failing BUT having hope won't hurt.

Also, make sure to see Neo once in a while, show his some support, he deserves it!

"Allo, allo, am Gogo! Am Gogo from Gunko!

Gogo brings YOU the GUNKO NEWS!

Here in the Gunko, we's make Gunkos for you! Like me, Gogo, best Gunko in Gunko!

But we's poor and we's need ideas! We's STUPID!

If yous wants to help Gunko, make a Gunko like me's and show its!

Good byes, is Gogo bed time!

<3"

-Gogo, mascot of Gunko

Hey guys. I thought about something. Y'know how Funko Pops are stupidly expensive for what they are and only weebs and menchildren buy them? Let's do the same.

Make yourself a Gunko!

Make a lil character that looks like this! It can be anything. Your oc, a totally different character... Let your imagination run wild. Be sure to make them look zainy and goofy.

Then post it somewhere with the tag/hashtag "gunko-dtiys" or "gunko-corp"

Why?

For fun. Let's see where this will get us.

Give us your ideas for zainy collectible characters!

If you're one of my beloved followers who is waiting for me to post something... Uh... Too bad I guess.

Now, let's cut the chase. People always say that Almond Milk is a perfect item to make synergies with- they're wrong.

It does cause tons of effects to your tears, and one of those effects is a severe DMG down. If you're playing as Tainted Samson on Greed Mode, NEVER take Almond Milk, like I did.

It'll take you tons of items to get your DMG back to a decent number. While you're shooting, never just hold the buttons, spam them. Because if you just casually hold them, if your rage finally bursts, your bone will be sent flying across the screen, missing every enemy that was in front of you and it'll take some time until it comes back to you. Now, here's where the DMG down really fucks you. If you manage to keep your bone when your rage bursts, your damage won't be enough to kill an enemy big enough to keep your rage meter constant, what means you'll have a really short time of rage mode.

That's my advice to you. Tainted Samson has a very unique thing going on... that can be ruined if you take the wrong items.